I was in the reviews for a listing for a tungsten cube for reasons that are not important, THIS REVIEW IS CRACKING ME UP

Having a dense cube communicates status to women and business relationships. #mycube

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

absolutely howled at the shirt shirt, hat hat, jacket jacket, and pants pants. a fucking menace.

edit: it's been pointed out to me that she's also wearing shoe shoes 😭

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

free thinkers when gasolina comes on

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

Green sea near rocks - Ramsay Gibb , 2019.

Scottish , b. 1965 -

Oil on canvas , 90 x 120 cm.

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

ALT

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple "i like your shoelaces" from strangers and like. i cant NOT "i stole them from the president" in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

hey can u guys drag this cowie around your dash so she can eats it. thanks

the NBA takes illegal gambling allegations very seriously and is very concerned with the arrests of multiple players and coaches by the FBI this morning.

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Sits on your dash