laughterkey

khealywu

the-font-bandit

Tim Curry might be the epitome of "understands the assignment" and never gives less than 110% and damn I love him so much for that.

radwolf76

that version of three musketeers is one of the best movies ever made

polkadotmotmot

nuveau-deco:
“Four Red Glass Perfume Vials Connected in the Form of a Cross. Each vial has its own silver screw cap. The topmost cap appears to have an additional metal loop for hanging the cross from a chain or cord.
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peachy-reblogs-junk

slothful-rabbit

I laughed so fucking hard at this

paint-lady

peachy-reblogs-junk

jade-do-stuff:
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peachy-reblogs-junk

dajo42

it’s been ten years

onlyalad1979

its been 12 years

tushnflops

13 years

pink-child-thoughts

14 years

laurellament

15 years

evengirlierballs

16 years

littlemisspipebomb

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

kohlrabisabi

Their scientific name sounds like "Migrating Turd" but otherwise I find them charming if fairly derpy and mundane. I don't know if I'd get a tattoo of one though. They're like the potato of American birds.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I have no actual animosity towards them. They’re fine. I like them. They remind me if my college roommate and beloved friend. I don’t know why I said any of that—I was grasping at straws for something kind of provocative to say and failed so catastrophically that I was catapulted into a Seinfeld skit.

oldbooksmellhuffer

eerily similar to the time in college someone tried to make conversation by making fun of a silly book a former high school teacher of theirs had written only for me to just pull out a physical copy of the exact book because i’d realized he was talking about my dad

chaumas-deactivated20240115

the foot seeks the mouth like leaves seek the sun

chaumas-deactivated20240115

yesterday was the ten year anniversary of my insensitive American Robin comment and my tattooed friend messaged me to celebrate the “funniest thing that had ever happened to him” so sometimes critically failing a charisma check leads to a whole decade of joy for someone else

secondbeatsongs

worthikids

what am I even doing anymore

what does this all mean

themaskedkid

Somebody once told me the CHAAAAAAANGE Is gonna roll me I said yep. What a concept On her forehead Somebody Somebody Some Once asked Is gonna roll On her forehead Well the years start coming and they don’t stop some But the Meteor men beg to differ But the Meteor men beg to differ Hey now Somebody once Hey now But the Meteor men But the Meteor men On her forehead You’ll never shine if you don’t body Hey now, you’re an Allstar You’re an Allstar CHAAAAAAANGE Hey now, you’re a Rockstar You’re an Allstar On her forehead All that glitters is some Only shooting stars Only shooting stars Only Some once told me (STATIC) But the Meteor men beg to differ It’s getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you Pretty thin The ice we skate The hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate Meteor men (THE WORLDS ON FIRE) How’s about yours yours forehead Hey now, you’re an Allstar Somebody asked could I … I said yep, what a concept yep yep yep what a concept what a concept (whistling) I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat. I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat (amalgam of nice nice boat, all that glitters and only shooting stars) I said yep what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little CHAAAAAAANGE

darkseid

this is humor on a level i was not prepared for. this is a work of genius