- Pete: My mother, even though we're making weird jokes about her, will only be thrilled that she came up on the podcast
- TJ: My mother will be thrilled that you just called your television show a podcast.
You guys, the very first thing someone said to me this morning was, “I’m lovin’ it.” Our office handyman was talking about the weather and I got to start my day by replying, “Yeah, this weather is McDonalds.”
There’s no bad mood that this video cannot pull me out of.
IF YOU’RE EVER SAD
SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.
OH MY GOD
I’m Fuckin cryin
SERIOUSLY DO IT OMG IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY
Follow it up with a little MAMA SAID THERE’D BE DAYS and you’re golden.
Robin Hood: Meningitis
Finally watching the episode with Adam Pally and A) Swoon B) I cannot stop laughing about this joke.
OL’ PETEY PUMPKIN PANTS
Petey Pants, gazing lovingly at his audience on the first episode of The Pete Holmes Show.
The Pete Holmes Show - Monologue
Our little weirdo is all grown up.
Watch this. Pete’s impression of Conan has me in tears, never mind how he acts as soon as he’s done it. They’re definitely nailing a big brother - little brother vibe, and it’s delightful.
It’s Tuesday. Calls for some hot “Pete on Pete action”.
Marc Maron: That was mean. I apologize, Pete.
Doug Benson: You think he’s listening?
Marc: No he’s very busy being frightened of what’s gonna happen in October.
Doug: Who isn’t? I mean Halloween is a scary night.
Marc: That’s what I meant.
Adam Scott: What’s happening in October?
Marc: His show is premiering. We’re very excited about it, I’m doing it, I like Pete, I just like busting on him.
Doug: You already got booked on there?
Doug: You have a date and everything?
Marc: I do.
Doug (dejectedly): Oh, man.
Marc: You know why? Because Pete loves the beautiful tension that we create.
Doug (whispering): I create tension.
Obama tears into Republicans over the shutdown: If you just stopped working, “you’d be fired!”Whatever you’re doing right now, stop and watch this video. This is MY president. This is why I voted for him. Twice. What happens if just stop working? You get fired. You. Get. Fired. Simple as that. You get fired. I believe it’s time these obstructionist dickweeds get fired. They want to make the president look bad, so they stop doing their jobs. While we can’t fire them, we need to do everything we can to make sure they aren’t re-elected. We’ve got to keep this fresh in the minds of the American people that wecannot let this kind of jackassery happen again.
Honestly the main reason I’m reblogging this is for the “If you’re working here” part because OH WE’RE WORKING HERE.
I have a gigantic Diet Coke and a package of Jammy Dodgers. There Will Be Blood is on Netflix, and I’m about to get into my first episode of You Made it Movies.