Hey, Facebook. Fuck off. I haven’t “liked” Mittens and this full-screen in-feed status update is a bit much.
Side note, which part of your algorithm calculated that since I have liked Obama for America, Obama for Florida, and Obama for Women, I would be the kind of person to suggest Mitt Romney to?Sarah Silverman on Voter Fraud Laws
Once again, she nails it.
What’s the only way to make a Call Me Maybe spoof watchable?
Have Connor Ratliff do it as a campaign effort.
Connor Ratliff (Age 37) For President: “Vote For Me, Maybe”
i’d rather vote for harold saxon than mitt romney
i’d rather vote for dick roman than mitt romney
I’d rather vote for Bobby Newport.

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Rosario Dawson shows support as undocumented immigrants are arrested at DNC
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Rosario Dawson chants with No Papers, No Fear activists.
Ten undocumented activists demonstrating in support of immigration reform were arrested by local police this afternoon when they sat down in an intersection near the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina.
And a video from the White House about their brewing process. Hooray!
Here’s the Honey Porter recipe, as well.
The White House released their beer recipe!
So it begins.
A beautiful day in the neighborhood. Time to collect my local Welshman and head across the bridge to Tampa.
Officialy under a Tropical Storm Warning with expected storm surges of 3-7 feet.
Packing my bags and going to stay with my parents tomorrow. This is gonna be fun.
David Sedaris, in his VanityFair.com debut, wants you to know that he’s officially not running for president.
Lovely.










