DCM14: A List of Sorts
By Sarah Davis
- Who’s been hit on by a celebrity? #pressconference
- Coach Carter in Applebees #pressconference
- Jeff Goldblum vs. Andy Dick #pressconference
- Rewind #stepfathers
- Who’s white? Who’s brown? Who’s yellow? Bananaman. #tcgs
- Bath salts vs. Sea salts #tcgs
- Phil Jackson: Birds kiss. Okay. #tcgs
- Jonestown Massacre dance party #tcgs
- Certainly Very Tall Men sitting down #certainlyverytallmen
- “Chlorine tablets, son.” #delharrismarathon #chrisgethard
- Fiduciary vs. Acrostic #delharrismarathon
- “You wanna see it or smell it?” #mannequinroom
- No papa. Papa no. #dreadnought
- UCB love match #ucb
- Quoth the Palley: CAW, CAW #deathbyrooroo
- Boat. #airwolf
- Telly Savalas fuck twins #matchgame76
- Greek yogurt #matchgame76
- Geth taking a hard boiled egg to the testicles #matchgame76
- BAMP BAMP BAMP DA BAMP DA BAMP #matchgame76
- “What’s up with that?” #thestraightmen #willhines
- The grass is always greener on the other side #sexandthecityfordudes
- “I am way too high for this shit” #mprovshyamalan #shannononeill
- What’s the deal with all of these stoned ghosts? #mprovshyamalan
- “Rule of threes, motherfuckers.” #mprovshyamalan #shannononeill
- “Can I go to the nurse’s office? I’m upset about the death of my parents.” #batmanprov #joewengert
- Take on Me #batmanprov
- Mind meld: BUTTER #paulaprov
- Get Metsmerized #nymetsmonoscene
- “You can’t just call people dildos, that’s like the rudest thing dust could do.” #thegrrr
- How are babies made? TUBES #galapagos
- Blamers of New England #convoy
- BabCon 1999: “We are made of light and fear!” #convoy #willhines
This Friday is also my Monday and I still cannot stop thinking about the Telly Savalas Fuck Twins at Match Game ‘76.
Is this what it feels like to do drugs?
Joe Wengert singing “Take on Me” as Batman at DCM14
In writing thank-you notes to certain people I realized that I fell in love with improv this weekend.
I’ve always been fascinated by it, and enjoyed it immensely, but it wasn’t until this weekend that I certifiably fell in love.
What’s a girl to do?
PSA: The Benson Interruption live from the Del Close Marathon is now up as an episode of Doug Loves Movies
Come for the long lines, stay for the various methods of torture.
Connor Ratliff’s 4 minute press conference at the Chris Gethard Show
Goddamnit. Amy dropped in on We Can Fix You.
I knew I should have stayed after Baby Wants Candy.
- Alex Berg : what's the name of your organization?
- Will Hines : Uh, Blamers of New England.
- Alex : BONE?
Adomian was on fire last night.
You’ll want to download that episode of DLM/The Interruption.
That is all.