UCB founders Matt Besser, Matt Walsh, and Ian Roberts played @midnight last night. ‘Twas funny. Proof? We have the clips.
2 suspects plead guilty in Los Angeles Dodger Stadium assault
Los Angeles Times: Two men pleaded guilty to charges in the 2011 Los Angeles Dodger Stadium beating of San Francisco Giants fan Bryan Stow.
Marvin Norwood, 30, was sentenced to four years in prison, and Louie Sanchez, 31, was sentenced to eight years. The attack left Stow with brain damage.
Photo: Louie Sanchez, left, and Marvin Norwood during a 2012 preliminary hearing in Los Angeles County Superior Court. (Irfan Khan / Los Angeles Times)
Almost zero — that’s the number of gun homicides per year in Japan. Given the mounds of red-tape a person must hack through to own a gun, owning a firearm in the country is almost unheard of.
Compiled data shows Japan as the third lowest in terms of gun-related deaths per 100,000 people.
Given the staunch consequences, even the country’s mafia-like Yakuza gang usually forgoes guns — the few exceptions tend to make national headlines. Today, Japan is making headlines for its continued success in keeping the rate of gun homicides amazingly low.
My favorite thing about Benedict Cumberbatch is it’s the first time the world has pulled a “that’s a silly name, how do you pronounce that” on a white European man. Benedict Cumberbatch: Taking some of that Quvenzhane Wallis heat.
Gigolo House Auditions
Bobby Bottleservice and Eagle Wing clash when Farley auditions for a spot in the house.
Kroll Show airs Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central
More shoe-string budget mayhem coming in April.
What do you want to see when TCGS returns?
Here is why we need sex education: we need sex education because (some) men are asking for anal sex on the first date. This is fact. If you do not believe it, then I’m afraid, you simply haven’t spoken to enough women in their 20s. We need sex education, because (some) men seem to think sex ends with him ejaculating on your breasts, or in your hair, or in your face. We need sex education because of a practice called ‘seagulling’, a boarding school import (what else?) that has spread to some university halls of residence. It involves a group of guys standing outside a mate’s door while he has sex with a girl, and then bursting in and ejaculating over her, all at once. We need sex education because women are telling me they’re fed up of being told they’re a ‘bitch’ or a ‘dirty little whore’ or a ‘slut’ in bed. That they need to be ‘violated’ or ‘ruined’. We need sex education because I have lost count of the number of times that young women have told me that their boyfriend or sex partner has placed his hands around their neck and tried to choke them during sex.
Oh, I know I have it better than a lot of would-be comics buyers, and that’s what worries me. I’ve had it with the self-appointed gatekeepers in comics.
I know this was making the rounds a couple weeks ago. But it’s worth coming up in your dash again. Because this kind of this seriously happens. This is almost verbatim what happened the first time I walked into a comic shop. And it made me not go into another comics shop for a few years.
Obviously there are awesome comic shops out there. There are shops who would never tolerate this kind of behavior. But there are still a hell of a lot of comic shops who think it’s OK to treat people like this.
And that is bullshit. It needs to stop.