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From the HuffPo live blog:

“Chu asks Colbert why, of all the issues he could talk about, or bring attention to, he decided to get involved in this issue. Colbert, for the first time today, drops out of character.

“I like talking about people who don’t have any power…I feel the need to speak for those who can’t speak for themselves….We ask them to come and work, and then we ask them to leave again. They suffer, and have no rights.”

He also quotes Matthew 25:40: “The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.’”“

Anyone who ever doubts his sincerity can just go to hell.

kylekinane:

It’s slightly more tolerable if you refer to rush hour as “all-skate.”