“After Kitchen Confidential came out, I was 44. I was uninsured, I was broke and I was dunking fries into a fast food fryer. I understood that I got a pretty lucky break here and that it was statistically unlikely to happen again. I’ve been pretty careful about not f@cking up the opportunities that have comes since.”—
amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.
Mexican soldiers allegedly executed 21 men and a 15-year-old girl who reportedly surrendered to them moments earlier, according to The Associated Press. The AP cited reports from a witness at the scene.
However, official reports claim the army acted in “legitimate defense,” on June…
More than one-third of Americans cannot name a single branch of the United States government, according to a recent poll. The Annenberg Public Policy Center of the University of Pennsylvania released a poll on Wednesday that shows 35 percent of those polled could not name one branch of the U.S. government.
This is why, when you read a poll about whatever bullshit opinions Americans have regarding government, it is quite literally meaningless. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE ELECTING DOGS AS MAYORS.
What tv show should each One Direction dude guest on and as what kind of character?
I love this question so much.
Harry would be great on The New Girl as CeCe’s new bohemian male model boyfriend. If there could be a club or wedding scene where Harry’s dancing is utilized, that is obviously ideal.
Niall should guest on The League as Jenny’s Irish cousin. He should make them all go to a Rugby game. The basic gist of the episode is all the characters love Niall SO DEEPLY they all turn on each other.
I really want to see Zayn on The X-Files as a UFO conspiracy theorist.
I would love Liam to be on Broad City as like a barista that Abbi is super thirsty for. She embarrasses herself in like huge cinematic ways every day, but he never remembers her.
"Yesterday I spilled four cinnamon dolce frappuccinos on myself in a row."
"That was wicked. Were you here when that happened?"
Louis should do an episode of Drunk History where he tells a story about Louis XVI.