Wait, he has a crush on donrickles??
Welcome to my Dashboard Confessions
What you learned about John Stamos while deflowering him with Asks:
- He doesn’t especially mind being called “Uncle Jesse.”
- He has a crush on Don Rickles.
- He has an outie. Ponder that, will you?
- He dares you to find him.
- He wonders if you are ovulating.
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- baby: d... d... d...
- father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
- baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
- baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
"Disturbingly, many states' prison populations outrank even those of dictatorships and illiberal democracies around the world. New York jails more people per capita than Rwanda, where tens of thousands await trial for their roles in the 1994 genocide. California, Illinois, and Ohio each have a higher incarceration rate than Cuba and Russia. Even Maine and Vermont imprison a greater share of people than Saudi Arabia, Venezuela, or Egypt."
Mass incarceration, perhaps the greatest social crisis in modern American history, is without parallel on a global scale.
Great piece by Matt Ford on how the U.S. ranks internationally on our rates of incarceration, and reminding us that “For the general public, mass incarceration is like the wind: You can’t see it, but you can feel it as you hear the leaves rustle. A crucial first step is to denormalize it. This is not the way it has always been—and this is not the way it has to be.”
Q:Hypothetically speaking, do you think pumpkin hands could potentially be an asset in The Olympics, the way that Michael Phelps' sausage hands clearly were?
Hypothetically speaking— since i, of course, have normal human hands— I think that having little pumpkin hands could be useful in some sports but would be an extreme liability in others.
I have a cousin who boxed in the Olympics a couple of decades ago, and I’d say that would be one example where little pumpkin hands would not have helped.