no stop no no no stop
"This is fucking tricky. This is tragic."
Feeling super cranky today so I actually went out for my lunch break and got a giant iced tea at Wendy’s and sat in the parking lot with my windows down listening to There’s No Such Thing As A Fish. Got back to the office and bought The Sound of Music streaming and am currently listening to Captain Von Trapp be a dick in the best way possible.
I designed this limited edition charity shirt based on a bunch of memes you’ve all been kind enough to share with me. 100% of the proceeds will go towards the vital work of Water Defense.
I was born and raised in Philadelphia. I spent most of my time having fun at this playground near where I lived. One day I was outside shooting some hoops with my friends, you know, just having some fun. Out of nowhere a couple of guys started making trouble, and I got in a fight with them. It wasn’t really anything. I was barely injured. Fearing for my safety, my mother called 911 and the cops shot those two guys. I still live in Philly. #blessed
Did you know BUB appears in HBO’s new Foo Fighters documentary, “Sonic Highway, Chicago”? She’s playing piano with her old pal Steve Albini, which was taken from the THIRD EPISODE of Lil BUB’s Big SHOW. Watch all 12 episodes, with special guests like Whoopi Goldberg, Andrew W.K., Seth Rogan, and Kelley Deal, HERE
In Lorain, Ohio, Ricky Rodriguez and his brother Tony have taken Halloween decorations to an entire new level. The Halloween scene consists of a lifelike, two-story shipwreck crashing through the back between the house and the garage. (Article)
I see the Skeleton Armada is as drunk on the job as our Air Force
It took them two weeks to make this? It took me two weeks to plug in my Target decorations.